I’m a bit shy… I’d like to have sex with you

I’m a bit shy…
I’d like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!



Do you know why a waterbed

Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?…
For the mussels need to be able to open.



Screw calmly and without worries

Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !



The first day we met,I wanted you

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I’ll know better,so I’ll write it in my letter.In my bed I’ve seen so many faces,so I’ll fuck you at different places



Sex is a sensation caused by

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination,
do U understand the explanation or
would U like a demonstration



Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are

Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?

Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-



Height of Insult: . Wife: Agar dunia

Height of Insult:
.
Wife: Agar dunia
“30 minute”
me khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge ?
.
Husband : Of course “SEX”
.
Wife:Aur baaki ke
“29 minute”?:a



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